In Plain Engel-ish
My Biweekly Fix
I was starting this essay by writing about how much I have enjoyed sharing myself with you biweekly, and I suddenly realized that I wasn’t sure if “biweekly” meant twice a week or once every other week. I googled. Well, I’ll be darned — it actually means BOTH! Isn’t our mother tongue just incredible in her inconsistencies? And what I need to share of myself in this particular essay is my new role of Caregiver. As I typed “Caregiver,” I couldn’t help thinking that we are care-givers to people, but we are care-takers for animals and even for cottages. Isn’t our...
Ya Tood
Spoiler Alert: this is another essay inspired by a childhood memory! I admit that I used that rare exclamation mark to whip up excitement, just in case you’re a reluctant memory-lane stroller. I have a friend who commented that, based on my writings, I must remember 100% of what happened to me during my early childhood. I didn’t have the heart to tell her: “That isn’t even the half of it, dear. I also vividly recall at least 50% of what never happened.” My current fond memory is one that most of you probably share: riding solo on a carousel....
The April A-Listers
Birthdays are on my mind since April is my birth month: April 8,1948, to be exact. When asked my birthdate now for ID purposes, I have always enjoyed responding with the jauntily repetitive “4-8-48.” I do admit, however, now that I’m 74, however, I probably wish I could honestly respond with the less memorable “4-8-88.” Ah, to be 34 again. I don’t know if you’re still subscribing to your local morning newspaper, but ours here in Raleigh, North Carolina, has a daily feature that lists, in addition to the important historical events which occurred on today’s date, a list of...
Her Baby's Baby
Many of us are lucky enough to have felt fully loved by our parents. But, let’s face it, when it comes to being absolutely, unconditionally ADORED, please step aside, Mom and Dad, and do come right in, Grandma and Grandpa — wait, is that super toy you’re carrying for ME?? And of my four grandparents, all of whom I was lucky enough to know at least as a young child, it was my Grandma Zivien (ZIVV-vee-yen) who held the title of World’s Greatest Kveller. Now “kvell” is a Yiddish verb meaning “to brag”— but not just any kind of brag. It’s the kind...
A Tonsillectomy -- With Fudge On Top
Anniversaries are funny. On the one hand, they remind us to celebrate or commemorate important events in our lives: birthdays, weddings, deaths. And yet every year, hundreds of personal anniversaries pass by on our calendars for totally unremembered events: the day we started kindergarten, getting our drivers license, our first kiss. Here’s one of my own incredibly insignificant anniversaries that I should not remember but do: today, March 28, 2022, is the 67th anniversary of the day I had my tonsils removed in 1955, age 6. Why do I always remember it? I’m guessing it’s because it was the first time I...