In Plain Engel-ish

Even as a child growing up in Indianapolis, I knew that my hometown was not the magnificent megalopolis of New York City nor even the metropolis of much-closer Chicago. Though we who lived there often nicknamed our city “Indy”, those visiting from bigger places were known to call us “Naptown” or, my personal favorite, “Indian-Noplace.” But what a lucky child I was to live in the city with the largest children’s museum in the country. And the showpiece of this incredible museum was dead ahead of me the minute I walked inside. Very dead ahead — 65 million years dead....

Some would say not to open an essay with such a peculiar topic. Some would suggest I ease off a bit from my fascination with vocabulary and write about something less “wordy.” Someday I shall, but today I’d like to begin with a somewhat unusual subject which deals with the matter of… some.  But not the usual use of “some,” as in “an unspecified number of people or things.” No, I am thinking of “some” as an expression of admiration for an achievement, as in “That was some party!” or, even better, “That is some fine way to begin this...

I was waiting with my full grocery cart behind the woman being checked out. It was a Thursday, senior discount day. The woman seemed ancient, quite stooped, breathing a bit heavily. The young clerk at the register was making small talk while he scanned her items. He could have been her grandson — actually, her great-grandson.  He was absolutely charming with her: warm, funny, kind, engaged and engaging. I hadn’t seen a young man whose demeanor was that delightful since I don’t know when. Oh, I do know when: when I was looking in the mirror as a teenager. Yes,...

I loved hearing stories from my dad about growing up in Hungary before coming to the US at age eleven. In fact, I was about eleven when he shocked me by telling me that he knew no English at the time, and had to learn it — fast — to cope at school. At that age, I was going to Hebrew school in the late afternoons, after my regular school day, in order to start preparing for my Bar Mitzvah, two years later. Struggling with Hebrew pronunciation and vocabulary, I couldn’t begin to imagine how hard it must have been...

Mason Weems grew up as the youngest child in his family. The baby usually garners the most attention, but given that Mason had EIGHTEEN older brothers and sisters, he had to work extra hard to be in the family spotlight. Turns out, he made his whole life about staying in a spotlight from the time he was born in 1759. He studied medicine, but then decided that preaching in front of an awed congregation was more to his taste, and instead became an Episcopal priest. Once he was assigned to a parish, he realized that he was better suited for...